The 800 Project: Arthur's 800

Kills so quickly, bad breath doesn't feel a thing.
Atomic breath relief.
The faster you eliminate bad breath, the less pain it feels.
Breath refreshment you can feel in your soul.
After a long night of not brushing your teeth, say goodnight to what made it seem so long when you woke up.
Incinerate bad breath with a blast of cinnamon: "whoa."
The moment when your entire body feels a little more alive is proof its working.
For something so incredibly violent, its amazing how clean it makes you feel.
Instantly killing millions has never felt so good.
The first breath you take after you've popped one in is more like a gasp.
Taste fresh air for the very first time.
Improve your air quality instantly.
The short-term solution to degenerating air quality.
Make carbon dioxide taste really good.
Give trees an option for cinnamon flavored CO2.
When they come out of your mouth, make it more like wintergreen house gases.
Consider it the wintergreen house effect.
Add a little cinnamon spice to photosynthesis.
They'll be able to smell your oral goodness three seats down.
Maybe it will get the trees working a little harder on their end of the photosynthesis deal.
Oral care is the last thing it does to the bacteria in your mouth.
Introduce photosynthesis to a whole new breed of carbon dioxide.
Powerful enough to clean the air inside of your mouth.
Wintergreen energy.
Give the germs in your mouth a minty fresh scent so they can enter hell without smelling like it.
You might be going to hell for what you did last night, but it doesn't have to smell like it.
A flavor the germs in your mouth can contemplate well into their next life as a dust mite.
Because one mans saving grace is another germs one-way ticket to hell.
Make your burps sing.
Oral nirvana can be achieved in cinnamon.
Give the germs in your mouth the option to die in one of our six different flavors.
The only way to breath.
It can't trick a Breathalyzer, but it could trick the cop into not giving you one.
What a real cold war feels like.
Strips that dissolve as quickly as your bad breath.
Winning the war on not getting action because you have dog breath since 2000.
Make as big an impression on the girl sitting next to you as you did to your mouth.
Make as big an impression on the girl 3 seats down as the one right next to you.
Declare nuclear war on the raw onions in your burger.
Consider them finely sliced ninja stars capable of taking out millions of germs in a single throw.
Stop being so reluctant on the plate of onion flavored garlic bread.
What you did last night might not be, but your mouth can be clean instantly.
Consider it holy water for your mouth.
Forget whatever it was in your mouth at dinner was ever there.
Send bad after taste into the after life.
Because the only after taste in your mouth after that first date shouldn't come from what you had at dinner.
The best way to remember what it felt like when you took your very first breath.
Oxygen is now available in 4 refreshing different flavors.
Share kisses with your dog without sharing her breath.
You shouldn't have to work hard for great breath.
Medicine as old as your grandfather--breath as refreshing as his honesty.
Because people should smell your great breath, not see it.
Great breath is to be smelled, not seen.
The only after taste they leave is oxygen.
Play he loves me, without he loves me not.
Kiss the cook, even if they've been nibbling on the red onion.
24 individual strips perfect for playing he loves me without he loves me not.
Turn breath from hell into hello.
Add an "o" to breath from hell.
The "o" in breath from hell.
Your emissions should smell better than your cars.
The line between his breath smells like death and spearmint is paper thin.
Confidence is thinner than you might think.
It may feel violating...your first time.
If Krispy cream made breath smell nice.
Make the C in Carbon dioxide stand for cinnamon.
Is it candy? Is it medicine? Is it plastic?
Introducing the first calories that dissolve before you can even swollow them.
Because the back of your throat needs an intervention.
Because you can't brush your teeth while skydiving every day.
An invigorating blast of "whoa, I'll have another."
Does a man have bad breath if there is no one around to smell it? Ask the fallen tree.
The most powerful tool in breath technology history since breath.
Everyone remembers their first one.
You may never get to go to the Andes in your lifetime, but your mouth can.
Your mouth can tolerate temperatures the rest of your body can't.
Experience a cleansing sensation that would make Buddhist monks do a double take.
Shock and awe without the bush.
Taste oxygen in a whole new light.
The arctic is now available in cinnamon.
She can't hear how funny you are when you're telling jokes in onion petals.
No matter how charming you are, she won't be able to hear you over the voice in her head screaming: "abort conversation immediately.
You don't have to speak a word to say something about yourself.
Have the power to say something without saying it.
Add a shot of cinnamon to "can I buy you a drink?"
Because when you're talking, you're breathing too.
Give your words a minty fresh platform.
Speak hello in more languages than words.
Make your breath one with the Himalayas.
Breath the same stuff those 140 year old Tibetan monks breath in Los Angeles.
You don't have to go to Tibet to breath the same stuff the 140 year monks do.
The Andes isn't the only place you can taste fresh air.
Garlic bread doesn't stand a chance against the power of the Himalayas.
Your grandfathers medicine. Your packaging.
Because you can't gurgle everywhere.
Blast your way to fresh breath.
If only bad memories were so easy to clean.
Brushing your teeth doesn't brush your breath.
Your stomach will wonder whats going on up there.
Feel the arctic in the back of your throat.
Ask yourself what you can do for your co-workers.
The age old question: mint or medicine?
Be careful how you offer them.
Gurgling for 30 seconds is a thing of the past.
As the moments tick down to your interview, pop in some last second confidence.
Confidence now comes in citrus flavor.
Half mint, half medicine, and now citrus.
Urban legend has it, a strip at the roof of your mouth will make your entire body disintegrate. Others rave about how good disintegrating feels.
The only thing powerful enough to turn coffee and smokers breath back into carbon dioxide.
Bring your death breath back to life.
You'll almost dream about morning breath.
The most powerful weapon against smokers breath next to quitting.
Because you can't cleanse your soul without cleansing the opening to it.
Vaporize the germs that cause bad breath with a quick pop.
Made with the same technology used to make ninjas.
There's nothing curious about instantly vaporizing millions of germs that cause bad breath.
Give your grandchildren the option of listening to your war stories in cinnamon or citrus.
Curtail your breath to the kind of girl you're hitting on.
The only other thing that dissolves when mixed with saliva should be her heart.
You won't be needing that utility belt for your mouth wash anymore.
The micro processor of oral hygiene.
Mouthwash with the sink built in.
The power of medicine, the fun factor of candy, it's like discovering children's cough syrup all over again.
The future of oral care has arrived in convenient little packages.
Speak softly, or loudly. Your stick will do the talking.
Inspired by the air in the Canadian Rockies.
So this is what Faith Hill meant.
Breathing has never been such a flavorful experience.
You'll never think about the air the same say again.
Make her hear dissolve as quickly as the strips.
For the British spy in all our mouths.
Say dirty things that smell really good.
Whisper cinnamony nothings into her ears.
Worth their weight in gold--which is a pretty damn good deal considering how light they are.
They'll open your eyes before they open your mouth.
Speak the real language of love.
Consider it compensation for your inability to speak French.
Make English a romance language.
Studies have shown, saying I'm sorry in cinnamon is more effective than in fish breath.
The back of your throat will thank you. Unfortunately, he can't send you flowers, but he would if he could.
Get a taste of what dragons first breath after blowing fire is like.
A flavor for every ninja turtle.
Your cell phone will thank you in ways no human could.
Have more conversations that end without words.
Its likely they'll forget your lack of experience when all they can think is: "that's damn nice breath."
They'll be asking for them before you even offer.
Legend has it, whispering sweet nothings in citrus may improve your chances.
Whoa. Wait, was that cinnamon?
Just as much spear as mint.
You can't take your sink everywhere.
What we suspect Clark Kent's sport coat is made of.
"Dissolves on contact with saliva" is as cool as it sounds.
Reading Hansel and Gretel just got more interactive.
A strip for every layer of onion.
Philosophers have speculated its strength follows you to your next life.
Your greatest secret is what you had for lunch.
Because you never know when you need a clean mouth.
The exam started five minuets ago, you just woke up and that girl you've been flirting with all semester is saving you a seat.
They'll change your mouth's life.
Turn your mouth into a glacial paradise of "damn, that boy's breath be fresh!"
Arm yourself with image.
Straddling the fine between fire and ice.
Your tongue's memory eraser.
You might remember you had garlic bread at dinner, but your tongue shouldn't.
Kimchee's long awaited foil has arrived in four different flavors.
The only force in the universe powerful enough to neutralize kimchee is now available in citrus and cinnamon.
Its a breath mint...its a gum...its whoa. What just happened inside my mouth?
No one will know you were bowing to a porcelain God just two minuets ago.
Show your cell phone some humanity during your marathon conversations with your girl.
Increase the lifespan of your phone.
When they ask you if its safe, just smile and blow them a whiff of Icelandic mountain air.
Caution, may cause your dog to become a 19th century British scholar.
Citrus has never done humanity so much good.
The most citrus has done since incorporating vitamin c.
Take them anywhere you take your mouth.
The perfect entry strategy should never involve a pickup line.
Breath intensely.
Rush is a four-lettered word for inadequately describing a Listerine breath strip.
What does it feel like to instantly wipe out millions of germs in your mouth? The future.
Science fiction has arrived a few years early.
Take care of the putrid in the back of your mouth without a bar of soap.
Dirty mouth? Works better than soap.
Here's to a world with more Listerine.
Is she listening or just smiling? Who cares, she's still standing next to you.
Turn your potty mouth into a W.C.
How do we pack so much power into tiny little strips? Don't ask philosophical questions.
What causes bad breath? Bad air, or bad mouths? We've got a solution to both.
Before our new cinnamon flavor, you've only tasted cinnamon before.
Flavor you feel.
Fell the spear in spearmint.
Your breath will flash before your eyes.
At anytime, your mouth could be hosting 15 million germs. You should feel lighter when it gets clean.
Have breath you can smell through an intercom.
A coat of armor against the pearls of grilled onion-tuna sandwiches.
People will start listening with their nose.
In any interview, your breath should smell as good as you look.
The difference between getting heard and being listened to.
Sprinkle some cinnamon on your je nais se quoi.
Tell them you have vitamin C in your kisses.
Make your kisses taste like grandmas cinnamon buns.
When a trip to the bathroom jeopardizes morning Ecstasy.
Learn to speak in cool mint.
The subtlest way to tell someone, have a mint.
Say hello in four languages at once.
The coolest way to say hello.
The onion ring lunch retreat is no longer a guilty pleasure.
Snack anywhere.
Cheeto fingers are no longer taboo.
Is it OK to curse in cinnamon? Perhaps somewhat.
Give yourself a little lee way with 4-lettered words.
Studies show little old ladies prefer you swear in cinnamon.
Calling her a (picture of strip) in cool mint might save you the back of her hand.
If it doesn't sound nice, but smells nicer, are you just saying something nice?
If you can't say something nice, at least make it smell nice.
Proven to increase tipping.
Make that $50 suit seem a little more Italian.
Be professional before sounding it.
Vocabulary 100 words short of intellectual status? We'll help you make up the difference.
Smell classier than you sound.
Every onion farmers secret best friend.
The real reason for the sudden surge in onion sales.
Consider the smart bomb of oral care technology.
See your breath on a July afternoon.
They're landing strips for the date from heaven.
Every great orator's secret weapon.
Kills more than just germs.
Kills insecurity as well as it kills germs.
Dissolves insecurity as quickly as it does in your mouth.
Confidence you can feel.
Because you ought to feel anything that claims to give you confidence.
Medical candy you can feel working.
Breath taller than you are.
Oxygen never tasted so full of cinnamon.
Works in outer space.
Somewhere between morning breath and morning sex.
It will get you from morning breath to morning sex.
It feels like rocket science going on in your mouth.
You'll taste the citrus, feel the ingenious science and they'll smell the difference.
Funny how your mouth experiences the future before you do.
What speculative fiction writers of the civil war era failed to predict.
Oral hygienic foresight Hanna Barbara didn't see coming.
Breathologists worst nightmare.
For all those who thought Listerine was a thing of the dinosaurs, try your dinosaur breath on this.
The only breath mint you can see working.
Rejuvenate more than just your breath.
The only breath mind that cleanses your senses as much as your breath.
The 4th great awakening.
The final great awakening can happen without morning breath.
Morning breath isn't the only slow going at 6 am.
Every other breath mint is sensory under load.
Kick start more than just your breath.
Clear the morning cobwebs with a blast of citrus flavored oxygen.
Ancient Hindu texts connect the mouth to the soul. Well damn skippy!
Like 24 paper thin Pentium chips for your mouth and brain.
The refresh button for you body and soul.
24 neatly packaged refresh buttons for your mind, body and soul.
Because killing millions of germs will remind you how good it feels to be alive.
Redundantly powerfully powerful breath refreshment.
The tiny packaging should be warning enough.
The tiny packaging with the not so tiny price should clue you into what kind of big you're dealing with.
Because cleaning the creatures in your mouth should feel dangerous.
Feels as powerful as cancer treatment might feel in 2380.
Is it painful, intense, borderline insanity? The good kind...yes.
feels dangerous because it is (to the scum in your mouth).
Dangerously clean.
Make your mouth a danger zone for bad breath germs.
Turn your 50-cent words into JFKs.
Powered by science, flavored by marketing.
Your personal bubble just got smaller.
Because we don't believe in bubbles.
Bubbles just keep people apart.
The difference between "I'd love to" and "I'm sorry" can be as simple as a couple million microscopic organisms.
When her mind tells her I'd love to, but her nose says hell no.
When noses get in the way of kisses.
Even with East-Asian couples, noses can get int the way of kisses.
Before dinner, she'll think you're trying hard. After dinner, she'll just think you're magical.
Easy to slip in unnoticed during long philosophical conversations.
Nihilism never smelled so appealing.
When Mormons discover it, remember to always check your peepholes.
If big things come in small packages, consider our strips microscopic.
Make your conversations a little closer.
Our solution to a smaller world growing further and further apart.
Make your conversations smell as pleasant as they sound.
There's more to understanding than just listening.
Simply cinnamonlicious.
Your grandkids will listen to your war stories if you coat them in cinnamon.
Sprinkle a little cinnamon on y our daily bitching and he might actually do something about the garage door.
How douche bags get hot girls.
The prune juice of oral hygiene.
Charming speaks spearmint.
Your mini-pocket translator from English to charming.
Transform tolerable chats into interesting ones.
Engage her in conversations about the '86 Broncos you never thought possible.
The trees will thank you.
Conversation lengtheners.
"I'm sorry" is a lot more convincing in cinnamon.
Because every elevator is an opportunity.
Remember, will you marry me gets said right under her nose.
Give your car something to smile about.
Do it for everyone supporting public transportation.
Make public transportation as clean on the inside as it is for the outside.
Support public transportation in your own way.
Make everyone riding experience a little fresher.
The blitzing middle linebacker of breath refreshment.
A sensation between burning pain and burning.
Awaken your senses without caffeine.
Breath the air of the North Star, even while it feels like hell outside.
Your alarm clock wakes you up, try these to wake up your senses.
Don't just clear your palette, cleanse it.
Your palette deserves better than day old morning breath.
What happens when trains breed with breath mints.
Your je nais se quoi has never been so full of cinnamon.
Even your DNA will feel cleaner.
Experience the 8,000 mile/hour rush of damn good breath.
Go from the sewer to the Himalayas in less than 3 seconds.
There are many synonyms for intense, but the best one isn't a word at all.
Out of all the synonyms for intense, the best one can't be found in a thesaurus.
Refreshment shouldn't just belong to your mouth.
Start a love affair between your pocket and the back of your mouth.
Dangerous is now avalible in citrus.
The long standing debate continues, do Listerine Pocket Paks belong in side pockets, back pockets or shirt pockets?
For quicker access, use the shirt pocket.
We recommend cargo pants only for spare packs.
Serenity comes from a sudden gasp of fresh air.
Because memories remember everything.
Every memory has five senses.
Every memory has five sense--take care of one the easy way.
Don't chance what could be the greatest moment of your life with any breath mint.
Because a bad smell is a bad memory.
Start speaking delicious.
When the moment comes around, she'll remember every single detail, forever.
Because while bad breath doesn't last forever, bad impressions can.
Because bad impressions last longer than bad breath.
Make sure your breath matches the picture in the mirror.
Make every first impression a Monet.
The source of life's greatest memories should have something nice to wear.
Your breath doesn't matter when you're dreaming, making them come true is another story.
With or without a prescription, nothing kicks bad breaths ass harder.
The Iron Mike Tyson of oral hygiene.
Everything else is just candy.
Our strips don't save lives, they set them in motion.
Annahilate everything in your mouth that causes bad breath. Your on your own with teeth.
Flavor that kicks ten minuets of chewing into three powerful seconds of "damn."
Act like a cow for 20 minuets, or feel like you just gave birth to one in your mouth.
There's nothing you can do for the bottom end. Compensate by doing twice as much for the top.
Make belching a multi-sensory interactive experience.
The breathalyzer will thank you.
No one is investing in pleasant smelling fart technology. Control what you can.
Only tested on animals with really bad breath.
Technology trumps evolution once again.
Money isn't the only way to get your grandkids wanting to visit you again.
Mint concentrate.
The concentrate in from cinnamon concentrate.
All the power of 15 minuets of chewing gum in five seconds.
Curious? Fire away.
Chewing and sucking is wasted energy.
Let your saliva do all the chewing and sucking.
Ask yourself: what has your saliva done for you lately?
Make your mouth part of a scientific project.
When was the last time you felt science happening in your mouth.
Because 50-cent breath mints don't enhance your 50-cent vocabulary.
Consider your coffee supplementary.
Add some "I don't have coffee breath" to your morning coffee.
Your respitory system gets bored sometimes.
They can't hear your fancy words over the garbage coming out of your mouth.
Add a touch of cinnamon to your respitory system.
The space between you and a stranger lies on a paper thin line.
The space between friends, the space between lovers.
Cater some cinnamon to our most primal of senses.
Its fun when magical stars trail the powdery goodness of your burps.
Theres more to words than whats just heard.
They're more willing to smile at the total when they aren't thinking about it.
Experience what it feels like to breath like an eagle.
Marathon runners' on the go oxygen bar.
Cleaner mouths mean less things getting in between your lungs and oxygen.
Think of them as tiny magic carpets that take your mouth to wonderful places all around the world.
The power of 1,000 years of cinnamon history packed into one tiny, powerful medi-God.
They'll never be able to smell you were in a rush.
Morning rush out the door breath has never been so pleasant.
Landing in style now has 4 different flavorful landing strips.
Turn your elevator ride into a climb up the company latter.
Oh the places your mouth will take you.
The only mirror you'll need won't come until long after you pop one in.
Consider each strip a mini vacation to a different mountain top.
WHOOOAAAA!
Nuclear science has never been closer to cinnamon.
Hear your parents' stories again, for the first time.
Power is getting their attention before you've said a single thing.
Caution: using more than one strip at a time may cause you to have good breath even for the ones you don't want to talk to.
The greatest enemy in the history of morning breath.
Your mouth's citrus-powered battery.
Even 16 year old Tiffany will be hard pressed to out talk our long lasting freshness.
Cleanse your soul the same time you cleanse your breath.
Because deep cleaning should be felt in more places than your mouth.
Killing millions of germs shouldn't feel comfortable.
Comfortable breath mints are nice...if you're ready to die.
Bring some cinnamon danger into your mouth.
Its been eating peanut butter sandwiches and Cesar salads for years. Throw its some cinnamon danger to chew on--but not really chew on.
Your mouth is bored of whole wheat.
Taste every micron of bacon.
Make the same 'ol stuff taste a little different.
Sandwich the same damn series of meats you eat everyday between a blast of cool mint refreshment.
Flavor your saliva something other than spit.
Make the ants swarm over your spit.
Your saliva has never been so salivating.
Put hair on your chest quicker than your father.
Freshen your breath the same time you put hair on your chest.
Make everyone just a few strips from everyone else.
Spearmint's sharpest point.
Hunting tuna never came so easy.
The kind of fresh that lets you get fresh.
The Magna Carta never seemed so cool mint-esque.
Make her decision to break up with you as close to impossible as cinnamon can get.
Nietzsche never smelled fresher.
Suddenly the four hour philosophical marathons seem a lot less four hours.
Swallowing the wedding bill can smell a lot better than it tastes.
It wont bring the wedding bill down anymore, but it will bring down the suicide urges during planning.
When buying a house, you'll want to remember more than how bad the realtors breath smelled.
Sharing has never been so low key.
Its the biggest moment in their lives. Make sure they remember your handshake more than your breath.
Say "I do" in cinnamon.
The most important two words in the rest of your life deserve the kind of care cool mint can take care of.
She remembers the missing coat button on your first date. Don't think you can get away with bad breath on the most important day of your life.
Because fish breath can put a dampener on a romantic moment under the stars.
The first time you confess your love to her, make sure you've taken care of any other sins.
When you confess your love to her, make sure you're not bringing anything from hell into the conversation.
She's an angel. Don't bring anything from hell into the relationship.
We've taken care of the science. The magic is up to you.
A perfect example of how science and art can co-exist peacefully.
Whoever said romance is dead needs to consult the little plastic container.
The reason break-ups end up getting back together.
A beautiful summer night, with a beautiful young woman, Al Green and a bag of onion rings.
Make your breath live up to your smile.
When you utter the two most important words for the rest of your lives, make sure she can't know what you had for breakfast.
She'll never know onion rings were on the breakfast menu.
To you and your kids, the sex talk is bad enough.
Sprinkle a little cinnamon on the birds and the bees.
Onions should grown in fields, not your mouth.
Make the kind of impression you want to make the first day on the job.
During office hours, remember your professor remembers who you are for your brain.
Planning the wedding is a lot easier to swallow with a little bit of cinnamon.
Because whispering is more breathing than talking.
Be fluent in charming.
The drug talk is hard to understand spoken in kimchee.
Discussing politics can be uncomfortable enough.
When discussing terrorism, make sure your breath isn't on the offensive.
When discussing terrorism, make sure you aren't committing it.
As good as that breakfast omelet was, you don't want to keep tasting it until the next one.
Keep the breakfast omelet delicious by forgetting what it tastes like after finishing the first one.
During the interview, make sure they can't smell you were up all night studying.
Rock a bye baby shouldn't be sung in Funyon.
Being drunk without smelling it has its advantages.
They want to know what the food was like, not smell what its like.
When it comes to job fairs, market yourself as a multi-sensory experience.
Job searching? Vertically orient your oral hygiene.
Running into the one that got away might require a little boost of confidence.
Consider dissovable confidence.
Talking about religion requires a certain amount of tact. Some cinnamon, spearmint, citrus or cool mint tact.
Make the snack lane a lot less dangerous.
Let people discover your layers through knowing you.
The Haitian revolution shouldn't be shocking because of how it smelled.
The Haitian revolution shouldn't smell revolting.
Speak volumes on mute.
Because the mute button doesn't work on her nose.
The only thing curious about you, should be your personality.
Make it interesting because of what you say, not how you say it.
The piece that will allow you to speak clearly.
Carrying the official four flavors of love.
The sunset, the woman of your dreams...don't spoil it with last nights Chinese.
Regardless of your political views, always speak liberally.
Speak liberally regardless of your political views.
When you're talking Ying, make sure your breath doesn't Yang.
Because your interviewer shouldn't know what you had for breakfast.
She'll never know you're a huge Kimchee fan.
The most important paper after you've gotten the interview.
After you've gotten the interview, the most important factor won't come out of your work experience.
Freshen your breath without getting camel jaw.
Because first impressions don't come around a second time.
Appeal to peoples reptilian core.
Be visceral, don't smell it.
Sometimes its not what you don't say, its what you don't smell.
Let your tongue do the talking, not the back of your mouth.
Because the only thing the back of your tongue can say is "I had onions for lunch."
Amnesia for your mouth isn't a bad thing.
Your brain does fine enough remembering what dinner tasted like.
She can remember what dinner tasted like.
She doesn't need a reminder about what you had for dinner every time you talk.
Your mouth shouldn't recount memories.
You don't need to remind her what was for dinner during the good night kiss.
Talk about the Jungle Book, don't smell like it.
Because Kimchee and lipstick don't taste well together.
Good night kisses don't care for good evening appetizers.
Smell like a million bucks. In cinnamon.
Gorgenzola cheese can get in the way of a discussion on the Cuban Missile crisis.
Because Cuban sandwiches don't mix well with conversations on the Cuban Missile Crisis.
Every persons morning breath is different. Different in that "Jesus Christ, brush your f--ing teeth" way.
Putting the good in good morning.
Your wake up call is now available in cinnamon.
Our sense of smell develops before our ears.
Because not smelling is not good enough.
You can't hear what you smell too strongly.
The religion talk deserves some dignity.
Dignity for under $4.
Consider them thin little strips of self-preservation.
In the survival of the fittest, be sure to account for our most primordial sense.
Discussing the honeymoon shouldn't be interrupted by a discussion about the next dental appointment.
After you see the wedding bill, be sure to take a deep gulp of really fresh air.
If Fido thinks its hypocritical that you call it dog breath.
Do more than just stand out at job fairs.
Introduce yourself with an open smile.
Your book club wants to hear your opinion, not smell it.
Add a little citrus CO2 to your salsa dancing.
The perfect justification to get close.
Because looks don't smell.
Looks can kill, so can smells.
Because your mirror is less forgiving than the girl next door.
Make sure the girl next door can't smell you from there.
Romance speaks cinnamon.
This time try whispering sweet citruses in her hears.
The only way you can really check your breath.
Its the only way you can smell your own breath.
Because good breath should hit you as hard as bad breath.
Cinnamolicious power that hits as hard as your bosses cabbage breath.
Make the words coming out of your mouth as articulate as they are in the dictionary.
Have dictionary breath.
Theat Armani taylored suit doesn't mean a thing without Armani taylored breath.
Because a second impression can distract people from the first.
Pre-refrigirated breath care.
Breath strips that remind you of the first breath you ever took.
Avoid coming out of your therapist's office with a recommendation to a dentist.
Making deep breaths easier.
Make them think you ate cinnamon for lunch.
According to the ancients, citrus was a gift from the Gods. Give your breath a little something from the heavens.
Whisper more than just sweet nothings into her ear.
Add a little cool mint sophistication to those half cent words you dropped at work today.
Bring something to your words Webster couldn't do.
The only pharemones are the ones working in her body once you've had a strip.
Raise the temperature by bringing it down.
Easier than waiting for ice cubes to freeze.
Make your water ice cold without a single ice cube.
Makes any drink colder without ice.
No wasted time chewing, no wasted energy carrying it around--its amazing they weren't invented by the Germans.
Small, portable and extremely powerful. Amazing they weren't invented by the Japanese.
Because breath mints should be smelled, not heard.
If your pocket had a pocket it would fit there too.
Your toothbrush on-demand.
Entirely too dangerous to be recommended by the American Dental Association.
Temporarily send bad breath in a space pod straight into the center of the sun.
The gasp after you've had your first one is actually the screams of millions of germs.
The paper thin line between you, and more cinnamony tasting oxygen.
Discus your raise without raising the hairs on the inside of your manager's nose.
Nothing shows them you care more when you share one.
The only one you'll ever need, until the next time you eat something or sleep for more than an hour.
Powerful enough to be a pre-meal mint.
One before your meal might be enough.
Louder than those delicious rat bastard onion rings.
Speak louder than what you had at lunch without raising your voice.
Don't let the tuna sandwich you had at lunch speak for you during the client meeting.
Your lunch should never speak for you.
Don't give that cod you had a lunch a voice.
The Cod you ate at lunch is dead. Make sure its not rotting in your mouth.
Your X factor should be your creativity, not the fish sandwich you had at lunch.
Make sure your reputation proceeds you in a minty fresh way.
That funny face they make when you say hello is your reputation arriving late.
When they say your reputation proceeds you, be confident its not made of kimchee.
You shouldn't need close captioning on your presentations.
If they've jokingly suggested close captioning during your presentation to the board.
Close captioning was only meant for the hearing impared.
If you're using close captioning for a roomful of not deaf people.
Unusually strong jaw lines aren't necessarily a good thing.
Have mercy on your cell phone.
If bad breath is genetic, consider us the super spider to your mouth's Peter Parker.
Stronger than whatever genes you have hindering you from getting laid as much as you'd like to.
An inorganic product making your breath smell as inorganic as it should.
Despite what you eat, your breath shouldn't be organic.
Your breath shouldn't smell organic.
The food you eat is organic. So are the muscles in your body. Make sure your breath isn't.
Consider them the miniature illegal immigrants who work near light speed to clean the inside of your mouth. That also smell like cinnamon.
Discover, invention...act of mothers across the globe?
Not as nutritious to the germs in your mouth.
Entirely too powerful to be nutritious.
Make cinnamon the undisputed heavyweight champion of your mouth.
Eliminate the no fly zone your co workers have established in your presence.
Recommended after every meal, or 2 hours of sleep.
Arm your razor sharp wit with a shield against insecurity.
Your wit will arm you, we'll help you disarm them.
Your mouth is a war zone. Make sure others haven't instated a no-fly zone around it.
Let your lungs do the sucking, not your breath.
Turn your carbon footprint into a spearmint one.
Mint from the earth freshens your breath which goes into the air, back into the earth and into the mint that freshens your breath, again.
Hopefully they're laughing at what you said.
God gave us the bodies we have, luckily he gave us ability to make them smell better too.
Does language come from the cosmos, or was it man-made? Who cares, just be sure it smells OK.
Neither the pen nor the sword can have a minty fresh.
Empower your saliva.
Start spitting citrus.
Making it possible to go from cupcakes to Merlot.
America's response to Japanese ginger.
Cleanse your palette via disintegration.
Make your mouth a middle school science experiment.
Get the love you deserve on crowded elevators.
Before you melt her heart, melt your breath.
Opportunity now comes in 4 easy to carry flavors.
Get the whistle that will actually get them to turn around.
Whistling at her now serves a purpose.
Your whistle will sing.
Your whistling deserves a little vibrato.
Fido won't be the only one coming after your whistle.
Convince your dental hygienist you actually brush three times a day.
Shower your mouth with citrus flavored complements.
Find it at the checkout counter, or the items from the 22nd century aisle.
Make your cab driver wonder who your oral hygienist is.
They'll ask you for gum. We recommend suspending their dissolutionment.
When they ask you for gum, just tell them you were born with cool mint breath.
Because the greatest pickup line is the one that gets used on you.
The greatest pickup line is the one you don't have to use.
Make breathing your pickup line.
How many words is a smell worth?
Some people are blind, others are deaf or dumb. But everyone can smell.
The blind won't see your cheap suit, the deaf won't hear your 3rd grade vocabulary, but anyone can smell that you had onions at lunch.
The punching power of wasabi, the cleansing speed of ginger and the ability to knock the taste of that spicy tuna roll right out of your mouth.
Pickup lines work best if you don't have to use them.
Start a conversation anywhere.
Where God speed meets Gods smell.
Make the germs in your mouth inorganic.
Because life inside your mouth shouldn't resemble that on other planets.
Life on other planets should stay there.
The strip you don't use is a defense mechanism.
The genetic blueprint to bad breath just met its eraser.
Your mouth deserves a vacation.
Don't think they can't understand your bad breath in Tahiti.
Bad breath is a universal language.
Universal languages: Mathematics, baby faces and bad breath.
Contrary to your professors, mathematics isn't the only universal language.
Air-flavored oxygen isn't your only option anymore.
Nasal strips don't make your breath smell good.
Its not just bad breath to other people.
Whether others smell it or not, you'll never know.
Whether they smell it or not, you'll still feel it.
No one needs to know your mouth doesn't get along with germs.
30 seconds of gurgling cut down to 3 seconds of eye opening enlightenment.
In the ensuing moment of clarity, you'll swear you could remember your past life.
After you've had one, even your soul will feel a little lighter.
Yoga wishes it worked this fast.
Experience the sensation of mountain air with your toes still intact.
Emancipation came from the mouth.
Being a great speaker is one thing, becoming a great orator takes a little extra something.
Make it smell like the truth, even if its not.
Emancipation caught on by word of mouth.
Word of mouth is our best advertising.
Its like an Abercrombie & Fitch t-shirt that dissolves instantly, but still gets remembered anytime you can't wear it because it already dissolved.
Our produce placement happens more in real life than it does in the movies.
Our ads actually happen in real life.
They work better in real life than they do in the commercials.
There's more to believing than just seeing.
In the old days, people chewed on spearmint leaves for their breath. We've packaged the chewing part.
Chewing and biting built in.
Powerful enough to eat before a meal and still work.
Its not food. No thinking necessary.
You don't have to chew. Stop thinking.
Its bad breath. Stop thinking, stop chewing.
If you've never had one before, might as well take off your socks now.
The perfect marriage of intensity and even more intensity.
Remember, the universe started as a very small thing.
Breath controls big bang.
The Listerine that all other Listerine exploded out of in the big bang.
The massive power of black holes come from something as small as a black hole. Guess size does matter.
2 sizes bigger than a black hole.
Can cinnamon escape a black hole? Try and find out.
The universe exploded out from tennis ball size and black holes have no volume. Turns out size does matter.
Listerine concentrate.
For those who like their coffee black, steak rare and onions raw.
Show no mercy to that which has (unknowingly) made you merciless to others.
The iron core of non-smelly bad breathness.
Blwo others away to a wonderful world of cinnamon goodness.
Bad breath is noise.
Courage is knowing that failure can't succeed.
Your lucky charms are funyons. Make them lucky this time by making your tongue forget they were ever there.
You like eating when you're nervous before interviews. Stop getting nervous.
The deep breath before your interviews.
Make the deep breath before your interviews unwavering.
Make that last deep breath before the big interview a good one.
Take a strong breath of confidence till death does you part.
Make sure she knows how confident you are until death does you part.
Every big moment deserves a deep breath.
The last breath before "marry me" can make all the difference.
Because your breathing is important too.
During labor, its important for fathers to breath too.
You've spent years on the dissertation. Give it a moment of fresh air before its moment of truth before your advisors.
A moment of clarity before your moment of truth.
Oxygen works better than liquid courage.
Its not whats in the package, its whats around it.
The most important part of our product is whats around the package, not inside it.
Give cleanliness a one up on Godliness.
Every moment of truth deserves a moment of breath of clarity.
Sometimes you need more than a slap in the face or a splash of cold water.
No matter what side of the television you're on, take a deep breath before the biggest game of your life.
They're really little strips of oxygen.
Make deep breaths something you want to do.
Before their big moment, give them a strip of confidence.
Confidence never goes out of style.
Your newborns sense of smell has been fully developed for months now.
Friendliness starts with cleanliness.
Greet others the same way our strips greet your mouth.
Friendliness is more than just a hello.
Vacation is a deep breath away.
Allow your breath to take you somewhere your body can't.
Remember how it feels to lose yourself.
Lose yourself in a breath.
Bolster your meditation in new citrus flavor.
Because clarity starts with a deep breath.
Fog up your mirror with cinnamon.
Become your own scented candle.
Put an air freshener inside your mouth.
A tastier solution than eating poperi with every meal.
Hang that pine tree by your tonsils.
Remind people of their trip to the Appalachians by breathing.
Consider them mint flavored souvenirs from the big bang.
Experience the beginning of the universe inside your mouth.
In their past life, our strips were supernovas.
The reincarnation of stars long dead.
Stars have two options when they die. Black hole or spearmint.
The stuff at the end of a black hole.
What you'll find at the end of a black hole.
Sing Ode to Joy without knowing the lyrics.
Your mouth will be singing Ode to Joy whether you know the tune or not.
Do it justice even if you can't carry a tune.
The thrill of the chase is more enjoyable when you know you're fast enough.
Make your breath's sparkle match your smile.
Skeletons should be in your closet only.
Chronic bad breath now has a continuously re-purchasable treatment.
Cover your bad breath in death.
Breath mints cover your bad breath with mint. Cover yours with death.
Part antiseptic, part spearmint, all powerful.
Its a good thing your mouth doesn't wear socks.
If your mouth smells like its wearing socks--we've got something that will knock them right off.
Never want to put your foot in your mouth again.
Feel free to put your foot in your mouth anytime.
Making motor mouths a little greener.
Turning motor mouths into quiet hybrid ones.
Make your mood impossible to read.
Where greener pastures meet better smelling ones.
How motor mouths become air fresheners.
Make it spring all year long inside your mouth.
Add a little incentive to the person your CPR is trying to revive.
Not medically proven to improve CPR effectiveness but we'd like to think you'd rather regain consciousness to spearmint rather than morning breath.
10 out of 10 people revived by CPR prefer coming back to cinnamon over morning breath.
Because morning breath won't want to make them be revived.
Turn your mouth into a mine field of cinnamon.
Where flavor meets futuristic.
The atomic fireball for good breath.
Spread the word without words.
Incadescent lighting doesn't work on your breath.
Make your mouth smell like spring and feel like winter.
Grow a bed of spearmint on your tongue.
Think of it as spear fishing for canned pre-cooked tuna. In your mouth.
In the afterlife, bad breath smells like cinnamon. Until then, use cinnamon to send it to hell.
Calling poison control shouldn't be your co-workers first instinct when you say good morning.
Give back to photosynthesis.
Photosynthesis doesn't have to feel be as boring as a 4th grade science book.
Oak trees would rather not have to resort to morning breath Co2.
Considering we're the only species with some concept of oral hygiene, we should do it for the trees.
Post game celebrations shouldn't result in post-traumatic breath syndrome.
While your dreaming, your breath isn't.
A convenient after coffee, pre-kiss snack.
The good kind of SBD.
Silent but deadly for your top half can be a good thing.
The difference between good breath and great breath is smaller than your smallest pocket.
Making even your nasal breaths pleasant.
Silence has never smelled better.
The preferred choice in breath care for ninjas everywhere.
A breath freshener like you've only experienced back in kindergarten when you thought it would be cool to try and eat paper.
Makes your breath as cool as it looks.
Bring a magical cinnamon quality to all of your kisses.
Go from tuna breath, to pacific ocean breath in 2 seconds.
The closest science has ever gotten to magic.
Purify your walk in closet by breathing in it.
Grant your stuffy little attic a visit from the peak of Mount Kilimanjaro.
In ancient China, scribes chewed on bamboo leaves to keep their breath fresh. Poor bamboo.
Unlock the mystical powers of spearmint by putting a filmy strip of plastic like material on your tongue.
The kind of power that could only be man made is now available in your mouth.
Avalanches are dangerous outside of your mouth.
Bad breath comes from all sorts of places. Consider us your ticket away from these places.
Your first breath after you have one is more like a gasp.
Shocking...true, no journalism involvement.
Sell yourself in more senses than one.
Market yourself as an integrated sensory experience.
When you stand up to the man, make sure his ears take you more seriously than his nose.
Where "its just plain offensive" meets, "I'm thinking of going on the offensive for him."
They're not gasping for air because of aerobics class. Do something quick.
The only breath care you can grab mid-air.
Make sure your trash talk doesn't smell like it.
The air on Earth is 78% nitrogen. Savor the little bit of oxygen you can flavor with our 4 different breath strips.
Because your natural breath isn't the kind of fragrance that gives natural a good name.
Bridging the gap between stench and scent.
You can't do anything about the chemical reactions taking place in other peoples noses.
Control other peoples noses by controlling your own mouth.
The next evolution in oxygen technology.
Remove your breath from your identity.
Break its limbs before it crawls into your mouth and dies.

Arthur Tanimoto, CW
Brainco.

The 800 Project

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

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