Brock's 676.

1. Give your pick up line a pick me up
2. Wait no longer to exhale
3. Make carbon dioxide a little more useful for humans
4. Add some extra fertilizer to your carbon dioxide
5. Trees depend on our breath. Don’t let em down
6. Exhaling should help trees grow, not kill them.
7. Save the trees. Upgrade your carbon dioxide.
8. Add some consciousness to your unconscious process
9. Find a higher level of unconsciousness
10. Decrease the diameter of your social circle
11. Get your mouth cleaner than your dog’s for a change
12. Clean your air output
13. Because a breath check is a pure give away
14. If I was breath, I’d be all scared.
15. The alternative to that bar of soap your mom mentioned
16. Provide a better working environment for your teeth
17. It’s hard to kick game with a toothbrush in your mouth
18. The whiter the teeth, the bigger expectations
19. Without Listerine, your tongue is just a damp slimy worm in your mouth
20. Take the sting out of whistlin’ Dixie
21. Make Whistlin’ Dixie, less offensive
22. The least you can do is make the BS smell good
23. Gargling is hardly a mating call
24. Rest your jaw for more important things
25. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Because their breath proceeds the diamond.
26. Give your cotton mouth a softer texture
27. Confidence has an odor as well
28. A fresh smell can ignite the other four senses
29. Will fit in your pocket. And leave room for your condom.
30. Flavor so good you may pass out from holding your breath
31. Present your research not your lunch choices
32. Sugary mints can be fillings.
33. The jaw exercise should come from the fresh breath.
34. Receive fan mail back after licking your envelopes
35. Make your mouth less Petri like
36. Bring forth your most flattering tongue
37. You could hold your tongue. But then your fingers would stink
38. Make a slip of the tongue a shorter fall down
39. Keep the answer on the tip of your tongue
40. Boiling water can also kill as many germs.
41. So powerful, your language will be cleaner
42. An alternative those pesky tongue coverers
43. The millions of microscopic body bags sold separately
44. Breakdown communication breakdown
45. Nonverbal communication is the most important part of verbal communication
46. There’s a reason they talk behind your back and not to your face
47. Compliments shouldn’t be a tongue lashing
48. Take the tongue lashing out of your compliments
49. Sometimes there’s no glory in being the last one standing
50. “I do” shouldn’t be a deal breaker
51. Lick germs by not having to lick germs
52. Make sure your greeting isn’t a farewell
53. Greet someone without an immediate farewell
54. That SBD can leave you guilty by association
55. Inch closer to Godliness
56. Making an even finer line between Hi and goodbye
57. Romeo, Romeo, I know where art thou. Now leave before I call the cops.
58. Long lost friends are that way on purpose
59. Keep your chances within reach
60. Improve your air quality
61. Try a fresh approach to women
62. Spare women from your tongue dungeon
63. The attic should be cooler than the basement
64. Save us from your burp residue
65. Breath so fresh you can see it in photos
66. No, there name is not “Yuck.”
67. A best man’s speech shouldn’t make him look like the worst one.”
68. Breath so fresh, she’ll want to share it with you.
69. A fine wine’s rules don’t apply here
70. Bacteria doesn’t age gracefully.
71. Bring forth a wind of change
72. Change the sheets on your bed worm
73. Make this the of two sheets you’ll put your mouth on tonight
74. Unlike grandma, bacteria doesn’t die of old age
75. Mouth germs are giving wet births to more germs right now
76. Keep your germs a primitive species
77. You longer, “gotta have that funk.”
78. Don’t risk your 6th personal foul
79. Sell back some of your personal space
80. Don’t pay for your meal after the check has signed.
81. Kill the germs your toothbrush brings in
82. “Hhhhhhhave a great day.”
83. Give your inflatable toys an extra lift
84. Fill the ol’ rubber doll with freshness
85. Make a balloon an air freshener
86. Don’t let your laugh bring any drama
87. Your laugh should bring forth smiles
88. Take their breath away by replacing yours
89. Turn ass kissing into a full fledged French
90. Spit some fresh shit, yo.
91. Bad news will be worth repeating
92. Give incentive for keeping your secret
93. We all cut brushing short sometimes
94. Yelling at the jerk in traffic, shouldn’t be punishment for you
95. Pull out all the stops for confession
96. Bad breath is bad taste
97. Sweet and sour should be a choice
98. Bad breath will out power your physique.
99. Be able to tell your mouth from your ass
100. If smell induces memories, don’t end up being haunted.
101. Make grandmas last breath her best one
102. Dress to the gills without smelling like them
103. Keep their eyes of your cleavage
104. Have them hang on every word
105. Their focus should be on your words
106. Looking like a piece of meat is better than smelling one
107. Fresher breath means greener trees
108. End your dinner at digestion
109. Lick her face and not get slapped
110. Kick your garbage mouth to the curb.
111. Take the life from inside your mouth and give it to your breath
112. Reincarnate your mouth germs to fresh breath
113. Dissolve all your mouths conflicts
114. Upkeep your lip service
115. You wouldn’t turn down a kiss from me would you?
116. The only thing thinner is the line you walk to disease
117. Say your blessings without cursing others.
118. No need to shut granny up anymore
119. An easier way to singe those nose hairs
120. The thin layer in your mouth doesn’t have to be plaque
121. A cure to the incubus of plague in your mouth
122. Get out of the thick with just a thin layer
123. Epitomizing the American way. Just sit back and relax
124. The container will be the only the only choking hazard
125. Real freshness can’t be found behind your ear
126. It’s time to fix your oral fixation
127. Add a little reality to playing dentist
128. Get dirtier with a cleaner mouth
129. Pick a partner to play pocket pool with
130. Your passive aggressiveness can be a little more passive.
131. Assure you’ll have someone there to listen
132. There’s a reason why you never talk anymore.
133. Talk to more than the hand
134. Because we all need somebody to listen
135. There’s better ways to show what’s inside
136. Kind of like disintegrating toilet paper in a way
137. Make your ramblings more bearable
138. Assure that your shrink will be listening
139. By the time you finish reading this, the bacteria in your mouth will have doubled.
140. Smell dinner. But only before you eat it.
141. Take the injury out of your insults.
142. Get familiar with proximity
143. Sink your teeth into a clean mouth
144. Give a rude awakening more manners
145. Bypass bristles when you need to be brief
146. Take off the mask from your tongue.
147. Bath time.
148. The first step to understanding is listening. Be sure you can.
149. Stop playing that funky music whiteboy.
150. Extra anchovies shouldn’t mean less tuna.
151. Rendering fire breathers jobless.
152. Give granny a better chance at a visitor
153. Anchovies can only be enjoyed at dinner.
154. It doesn’t take any sugar to get a little of it.
155. Be able to kiss your mother with that mouth
156. Cook something sweet in that oven of yours
157. La Mas class now adds more incentive to reproduce
158. It’ll make having that 7th kid a good idea
159. Red blood cells shouldn’t have to work overtime
160. Keep your immune system focused on that rash
161. One thin layer can get you much closer
162. Strength can come in a paper thin form
163. Give your immune system a few hours off
164. Now your only a nose hair away
165. Women love me, but you already know that.
166. Perms can be as nice as you make ‘em
167. Control your breaths rage.
168. Never buy.
169. Keep those Cuban cigars under wraps.
170. Pleasantries should actually be pleasant
171. Wet more than her appetite
172. Deliver yourself from the depths of evil
173. The dog can’t always be your alibi
174. Prolong the length of looking longingly
175. Redecorate the roof of your mouth
176. Breathing easy should be easy for all
177. It’s not SARS their protecting against.
178. Reduce your rotten ration
179. All this killing is just a means to an end
180. Kills so many germs you may get to keep your tonsils
181. It ain’t a crime if you don’t get caught.
182. Make microscopic non existent
183. Make microscopic even smaller
184. Your chances shouldn’t be smaller than the germs
185. Customer service should start with a smile
186. Offer your customers help, not a cry for it.
187. Inducing vomit is just not good salesmanship
188. You can’t sale something if they can’t listen to you
189. “May I help you,” shouldn’t put you in the hole.
190. Salesman aren’t pesky if they want them around.
191. You can’t sell the sizzle if your sizzle reeks of steak
192. Repeat customers usually aren’t masochists
193. Don’t let people assume the worst about you
194. Putting your best foot forward lets you take even more closer.
195. Put your best foot forward and step even closer
196. If they don’t think you brush, they won’t think you bathe
197. A sour mouth can lead to other assumptions
198. Bad breath can make you the scapegoat for the silent but violent
199. Sure, they look you in the eyes. Like a deer caught in headlights
200. Be less likely to blame for other sour stenches
201. The view is better from the inside out.
202. A toothbrush in the pocket can send the wrong signal
203. Just one more reason not to quit smoking
204. Save thousands of dollars in potential medical bills
205. Enough is enough. Flush ‘em out.
206. You’ll want to breathe even more
207. Suck in the sweet glory of freshness
208. Breathe in the fresh air. Inside or out
209. Stay cool, baby
210. Have another incentive to breathe. You know, other than staying alive
211. Take the tears out of the onions
212. Take the bite out of your bark
213. Swim in the holy water of your breaths bliss
214. Swing on the leaf of a spearmint branch
215. Make your hangover less cleanup.
216. Give your breath the credit it deserves
217. It’s not a clean palette until the germs die
218. If you don’t have anything nice to say, use Listerine breath strips and get away with it anyway.
219. Blow out your candles not your odds of a “Happy” birthday.
220. Blow out the candles without melting the frosting
221. Grant others wishes when you blow out the candles
222. Breath so clean you won’t fog the mirrors
223. Licking your lips shouldn’t make them stink.
224. The tail end of your yawn shouldn’t make others pass out.
225. Add a little eloquence to your words
226. Take the attention off your horrible personality
227. Mumbling bad pickups lines makes them even worse
228. Saying “Good morning” shouldn’t make it a bad one for them.
229. Keep the coffee stains “on” your teeth
230. Strong enough to work on the British
231. Increase your odds at spontaneous sex
232. Prevent breath regurgitation
233. Kill the spirit of your spicy tuna melt
234. Give that deviled egg a taste of heaven
235. Vampires have found a way around garlic
236. Onions should only make you cry once
237. The Funyans in the bottom drawer can stay your little secret
238. Make screaming matches less infuriating
239. Turn a screaming match into a hate fuck
240. Getting lucky seldom involves luck
241. Quit getting nasally responses back
242. Face to face conversations no longer will include the back of someones head
243. Learning to speak through your nose is a bit trickier
244. Don’t be the flower with the bee hidden inside
245. Fresh breath shouldn’t put your teeth at risk
246. Be 99.9% certain its your looks that has ‘em running
247. 30 seconds can lead to an even more pleasurable 30 seconds
248. The second best 30 seconds you’ll have
249. Nothing good ever comes from the side of your mouth
250. Public speaking shouldn’t lead to public evacuation
251. Saying your prayers shouldn’t be blasphemous
252. Speaking your mind can leave you looking like a shithead.
253. Give yourself a chance to explain
254. Bathe that tongue monster of yours
255. Dogs eat their own poop and have cleaner mouths than you.
256. Be sure she’ll pull her veil back
257. Convince your lady its not the booze talking
258. Make her headache disappear
259. Meet people with names other than Ralph.
260. Or you could wait till the bacteria turns to penicillin
261. Leaving less messengers killed
262. Eat like a pig. Smell like a flower
263. Listerine. The green clean germ killing machine
264. Disintegrate something more than your chances.
265. Keep your breakfast a secret
266. Three words: Hot dog breath
267. Not everyones a fan of sauerkraut
268. Do a little upkeep to your personal bubble.
269. Because cold fresh coleslaw turns into hot stale breath
270. It’s not what you say, it’s how you say it
271. Good breath speaks louder than words
272. Preferred by more umpires
273. A gag should never preface a response
274. The breath of life shouldn’t reek of death
275. Not using these requires very few brain cells
276. Empty out your coffee filter
277. Turn cilantro into spearming
278. Finish your five course meal in 30 seconds
279. There are better desserts out there than gum juice
280. Sharing shouldn’t be nauseating
281. Let freshness become one with you
282. The power to make a cleft palette sexy
283. Silence is golden. Spoken words can be platinum
284. If gum got your breath so fresh it wouldn’t be under the table
285. Chewing on onion flavored gum won’t get you any fresher
286. Chomp discreetly
287. Ever tongue over the remnants of your mints burn holes?
288. Read to yourself outloud
289. Never trust something you have to spit out
290. Bubble gum is just smoke and mirrors
291. Prepare your mouth for its soul mate
292. Germs aren’t afraid of sugar juice
293. Thinner and less confining than duct tape
294. Upstage your girlfriends French kiss
295. Twist your tongue with more than words
296. Half an hour in makeup shouldn’t be done in vain
297. Compliment your lipstick
298. Lipstick only works with a little backup
299. Cover up the blemish in your mouth
300. A yawn shouldn’t induce vomiting
301. Feel confident enough to yell directly in their face
302. Now, the hairy mole is the only hurdle that remains
303. Lipstick shouldn’t be an illusion
304. Whisper sweet nothings, not rancid ones
305. Secrets are easier to keep when they come with a gift
306. Keep your sweet nothings sweet
307. Apply some lipstick for the nose
308. Honor the breath of life
309. Give the breath of life the respect it deserves
310. Make every breath cleansing
311. Put breathing back on autopilot
312. Make your sneeze endearing again
313. Breathing keeps you alive. Listerine breath strips keeps others
314. Because everybody should enjoy your cup of coffee
315. Coffee can wake up more than you in the morning
316. Take the sting out of bad news
317. Bad news shouldn’t follow the good
318. Bring their nose into the conversation
319. The reason sweet nothing can be about nothing
320. Make bad news seem pretty damn good
321. Pass on your sigh of relief
322. Bad news can be a pleasure to hear
323. Fluffy getting run over never sounded so good
324. Better your CPR success rate
325. You can’t bring em back to life if they don’t want to come
326. Make your pickup lines less offensive
327. Be sure your proposal is a lock
328. Remove your upper lip from the punch line
329. Cheating on your diet has never been easier
330. Be able to fuck your boss’s wife
331. When you only brush your teeth three times a week.
332. Sneaking that cigarette just got a bit easier
333. “No officer, I haven’t had anything to drink.”
334. Put a stop to deadly second hand breath
335. Freshen your breath without all that brushing nonsense
336. Kill 99% of the excuses you haven’t been laid
337. Be sure its not your personality scaring them away
338. Spit out the chewy bacteria trap
339. Watch your tongue. And see millions of germs.
340. Slay your tongue dragon.
341. Open your trap back up
342. Let your trap catch more than dead meat
343. Pant like a dog without being told “No.”
344. Convert Eskimo kisses to French
345. Clear the fog on your mirror
346. Get used to repeating yourself
347. Turn bad breath to heavy breathing
348. The germs you don’t kill will die of loneliness
349. Millions will die. Germs, that is
350. Swallow the corpses of millions of germs
351. Death never tasted so good
352. Millions of killings happen every day. Get your share
353. Make your mouth a massacre
354. Be rewarded for millions of deaths
355. Say millions of eulogies with a smile
356. Feel good knowing the germs will die with their families
357. Make their bright light a green one
358. Have any word a part of a death sentence
359. Kill germs, not your chances to score
360. Speed up the cycle of life.
361. Slide out a sheet of smoothness
362. Don’t taint the content of the conversation
363. Stop the invasion from spreading to loved ones
364. Running from the germs will only double their efforts
365. Protect the homefront from unwanted invaders
366. Keep their interest in the words behind the scent
367. Millions of invaders can be destroyed by the thinnest of lines
368. Sell yourself with a little more sizzle
369. Not all outtake has to be pollution
370. Clean the shores of your mouth for brighter tomorrow
371. The entrance shouldn’t smell worse than the exit
372. Don’t let the germs win the tiny battles throughout the day
373. A truly clean mouth can be felt through the nose
374. The tooth fairy deserves a bonus
375. Expand your menu as far as you want
376. Lick your arm and smell it. Then buy Listerine breath strips.
377. Turn into a close-talker
378. Give the sound of your voice better presentation
379. Save your mouth from the darkside.
380. A breath so fresh you’ll contemplate gargling your saliva
381. Tell your wife everything. Except the booze and the cigs.
382. I hear the ears are friends the nose. Maybe we can get him to help
383. Laughter should never make you cry
384. Render your self-consciousness unconscious
385. Turn off key tunes to a sweet serenade
386. Keep the ice cool for the tonsil hockey game
387. The kissing won’t stop when the director yells cut
388. Keep your water less contaminated
389. Now putting your heads together wont feel like overtime
390. It’s time for a tongue job
391. Fresh breath shouldn’t cause cavities
392. Getting sick shouldn’t be contagious
393. Uncomfortable laughs are finally more comfortable
394. Hunt women with the proper weapon
395. Disinfect your lonely hear
396. Add some stamina to your exhaust
397. Empty the ashtray in your mouth
398. Try to refrain from biting your tongue off
399. You’ll have so much confidence you’ll dabble in arrogance
400. Solid proof that you do in fact brush your teeth
401. Brushing your teeth shouldn’t go in vain
402. Brushing your teeth shouldn’t go unnoticed
403. Hault the suffocation conspiracies
404. Give your teeth some incentive to chew
405. Warning: Words may not want to come out of your mouth
406. Words can’t roll off your tongue if they get stuck in the sludge
407. Clear more than your throat
408. Be sure your adam’s apple doesn’t rot in your throat
409. Leave your foot cleaner when it goes in your mouth
410. Be a dork for fresh breath
411. Extend the 10 second rule to an hour
412. Iron out the lump in your throat
413. Baby’s breath should never age
414. Good breath is genetic. It’s stored in the brain cells
415. Strong enough to carry a conversation all by itself
416. Swallowing your throat shouldn’t make you want to slit your throat
417. Have her owe you after swapping spit
418. Find your inner over confidence
419. Make the voices in your head jealous
420. It’s impossible to mask a Mexican burrito
421. Don’t end up paying through the nose for dinner
422. Break free of the consequences of liver and onions
423. Sharing should stop at feeding each other
424. Take the gag reflex out of play
425. Spitting on someone is no longer an insult
426. Turn a bad joke better
427. Keep your lingo, cool man
428. Take the pressure off your pick up line
429. Don’t trap your princess in the dungeon
430. Washing behind your ears is the least of your problems
431. If they can’t stomach your voice, they won’t hear it
432. Have breakfast with someone without having to share it
433. Killing germs will make you feel better about yourself
434. Speak at room temperature
435. Gestures and hand cues can be hard to comprehend
436. Don’t talk with your mouth full. Of germs
437. Germs can put a rotten spin on your words
438. Well groomed goes beyond the surface
439. Clear the air without any explanation
440. It’s superficial to be judged on your breath within
441. Swap fishing stories without so much realism
442. The Star Spangled Banner should be sparkling when you sing it
443. “Who farted,” shouldn’t add to the smell
444. An easy way to help polish up that second language
445. Whispers shouldn’t be silent but violent
446. Your honesty shouldn’t be tainted
447. Bring a little back up for your breath
448. “Can you come back in 30 seconds.”
449. Make a pause well worth the wait
450. “Hey, how you doing,” should incur a happy response
451. The layover in London shouldn’t rub off on you
452. At least give a pedicure to the foot in your mouth
453. Make English the second language they hear
454. Make breathing more hygienic
455. Feel proud of yourself for swallowing your pride
456. Not recommended to be taken in prison
457. Give the drug dogs a big fat kiss without breaking a sweat.
458. Give tongue lashings with out the infection
459. Inspiration to meditate on a thin layer
460. Make La Mas breathing a pleasurable memory
461. Licking your lips shouldn’t lead to the kiss of death
462. If you’re close enough to touch ‘em, your close enough to feel ‘em up.
463. Kill the germs she’s put in your mouth
463. Other people suffer from your breath disease
464. Make morning breath stay a personal problem
465. Asking for directions just got a little easier
466. She can tell you’re holding your breath before speaking
467. Stop trying to talk while sucking in
468. Get close enough to blind her with your good looks
469. Do people wish you wouldn’t breathe?
470. Arrive bearing gifts to their personal bubble
471. Clean up the place before Miss Tongue comes over
472. Third base is impossible if you don’t kiss her first
473. Your introduction shouldn’t sully your name
474. Secrets can’t be heard from far away
475. Conversations shouldn’t require protection
476. Be sure its joy your spreading around
477. Make your choppers less intimidating
478. Your girlfriend is hotter without your warm breath bearing down on her
479. Conversations with yourself shouldn’t leave to self loathing
480. An infectious laugh shouldn’t actually be infectious
481. Keep the rest of your meal in the doggy bag, not your breath
482. Get close enough to wipe way her tears
483. Love is blind, not blinding. Zip it up, bud.
484. Give her a reason to kiss you besides that white leather jacket with the torn sleeves.
485. Reading from the Gospel shouldn’t stink to high heaven
486. The closer you can stand to your boss, the easier it will be to follow in his footsteps.
487. Get a better glimpse into the windows of her soul
488. You can’t get in their head if your not close enough to touch it
489. So you can get a smell of their fresh breath
490. Being intimate is impossible if you can’t get close
491. Magnetically charged breath strips that look for attraction
492. Simultaneous burps with your farts can have you in the clear
493. Discuss your business instead of “giving them the business” with your breath
494. An effective treatment for Andrew Dice Clay
495. Drop the bomb on someone without dropping the bomb on someone
496. Get close enough to read them better
497. Your pearly whites will look better up close
498. Be able to show off that new aftershave
499. Get familiar with the latest perfumes out ther
500. Leave them wide-eyed in other ways
501. Find out the color of her eyes
502. Show your mouth some sensitivity
503. Gentle good byes can lead to rougher hello’s.
504. Set them up with a smile. Knock them down with bad breath
505. People are less likely to scour through garbage for content
506. Keep your breath off the barometer
507. Better cleavage shots are found up close
508. Do without the mint skid marks on your tongue
509. Increase your odds at them leaning back in.
510. Kiss her check without leaving a zit
511. Give your lies less of a sting
512. Your first kiss as man and wife shouldn’t end in divorce
513. Recall fond meals, but keep it in the memory banks
514. Limit your B.O. to only one
515. Suck your thumb and clean it all at once
516. Put some sincerity behind your well wishes
517. Speak for clarity not for distance
518. Neutral comments shouldn’t make their eyes water
519. Speak no more evil
520. No sugar coating necessary
521. Arguments should be less abrasive
522. Add a little muscle to your mouths security system
523. Some sentences shouldn’t risk being sullied
524. Sharpen your senses
525. Music to their ears should extend to their nose as well
526. Sprinkle some sugar on snide remarks
527. Leave them on the edge of you seat, not on the very back
528. Increase your odds of reproduction
529. The art of persuasion should be more of a Picasso
530. Inner strength should be a beautiful thing
531. Make tongue in cheek comments as clean as possible
532. Make an intervention easier to swallow
533. “God Bless You” shouldn’t come in the form of the devil
534. Take the heat from those heated conversations
535. Say the alphabet without the P U.
536. Because singing praises can make you fall from grace
537. Saying “thank you,” shouldn’t smell like “I’m sorry.”
538. Demanding respect should include a little of it.
539. Speaking from experience shouldn’t smell so old
540. A scolding on self respect should include some
541. Duck calls shouldn’t give off your exact location
542. Don’t make your scream a cry for help
543. Make your lol’s actually laughs
544. Keep your dieting tactics to yourself
545. Take your spit shine to a whole new level
546. Small enough to lose under her bed
547. Don’t salt your own game
548. Make smelling your favorite sense
549. Save the gas mask for the bong hits
550. Live vicariously through a spearmint plant
551. When germs unite, take no prisoners
552. Saying something stupid has never been so sweet
553. Apathy has never been so easy to reverse
554. It’s like a fresh pair of undies for your mouth
555. Sing along without killing the song
556. You no longer need to limit the chef
557. Rooting for your team should never rotten the room
558. No longer skimp on the special seasoning
559. Upgrade your air outtake
560. The cigars in the shed need a cover
561. You can’t fake the funk
562. Give “them” a blessing when you sneeze
563. Leave others just as satisfied when you sneeze
564. Make your recycled air more salvageable
565. Support germ abortion
566. When peaceful talks don’t prevail. Kill ‘em. Kill ‘em all.
567. Death is an integral part of your life’s quality
568. H’ordeours shouldn’t last past dessert
569. Soften the punch of the word “pre-nup.”
570. Make sure your interruptions can be pardoned
571. The first security device that invites people closer
572. Kill almost all of the action that will take place in your mouth
573. Asking for a favor shouldn’t be a favor in itself
574. Your breath shouldn’t be a flashback to lunch
575. Speaking well of yourself should never backfire
576. Provide some maintenance to your machine
577. Make gnarly a good thing when you speak it
578. Sweeten the comments made under your breath
579. The black cloud that follows you around has taken over
580. Dinner smells better when its not all combined
581. That extra baggage is in your mouth
582. Unload the extra baggage beneath your brows
583. Be the breath of fresh air people say you are
584. Speaking to you shouldn’t require even more patience than it already does
585. Speak up without putting anybody out for the count
586. You no longer have to share that cigarette with someone
587. Turn your tongue back into the red carpet that it is
588. Speak with the right sort of satisfaction
589. If you can’t brush the teeth, you can’t do your job
590. Your opinions can be less embarrassing now
591. The white coating on your tongue is hardly protection
592. While you dream, a nightmare may be coming true.
593. Your spit shouldn’t be glad to leave your mouth
594. Look forward to swallowing your saliva
595. Bring back kissing to morning sex
596. Don’t let germs past the gatekeeper.
597. Staplers aren’t the best tongue scrapers
598. Kick out the unwanted tenants on your tongue
599. Breathing easy should be easy for everyone
600. Forego all the filler
601. Find refuge behind the paper thin wall
602. Good breath can be as subtle as good breath
603. Back up the “attention to detail” on your resume
604. Confidence should never be temporary
605. Sterilize your most fertile ground
606. Or you could search the work fridge for baking soda
607. Smash the germs that sneak under the radar
608. You can keep the toothpick for aesthetics
609. Looking cool shouldn’t smell so hot
610. Don’t smuggle sushi’s scent
611. Take the assault out of your verbal onslaught
612. Expressing gratitude should be a gracious gesture
613. Air out your airhole
614. Let your reputation proceed you. Not your stench
615. Exercise some self control. Literally.
616. Keep your pencil from rotting after you chew it
617. Your sense of smell should be a pleasure to have
618. Meet up for coffee. Leave without it.
619. Your best line of defense is paper thin
620. Lonliness should be sympathetic
621. Leave your mouth as desolate as you used to be
622. Hell has hathed a new fury. Hose her down
623. Germs live in droves. Learn from it and move on.
624. Be the life of the party without killing the vibe
625. If only the germs in your mouth were as lonely as you
626. Germs aren’t the companionship you’re looking for.
627. You can’t count on germs to keep your secret.
628. Speaking in tongues shouldn’t allude to Satans works
629. Leave dessert desserted when its over
630. Your tongue doesn’t get out much
631. Train your tongue to be more socially adept
632. Discover better healthcare with the flick of a finger
633. Be less threatened by the flies on your food
634. Your tongue is not a monster
635. Dress to the nines without smelling like a one
636. Strengthen the bond of the promises you make
637. Offset your fart with your burp
638. Proof that healthcare can be socialized
639. Lip service shouldn’t be a disservice
640. Give your sound bites less of a bite
641. Don’t bite the tongue that feeds you
642. Please don’t attempt to swallow your tongue afterwards
643. Give your taste buds the ability to bloom
644. Your first kiss shouldn’t go down in flames
645. Add a little life to looking someone dead in the eyes
646. Cut down on your phone bill and meet them face to face
647. Intimate conversations shouldn’t be shouted from the end of the street
648. Don’t make your bad grammar worse
649. Novacaine belongs in your mouth not your nose
650. Add another layer when its sweltering inside
651. Clear the forecast for the next couple of days
652. Add a cover to your night cap
653. Don’t take your blind dates sense of smell too
654. Action smells better than words
655. Sermons lose credibility when they stink to high heaven
656. Witness life after germs death
657. Have great endurance for at least one more thing
658. Notice more than a smile
659. Call off the nasal assault
660. Getting some sugar shouldn’t taste so sour
661. Savor the smell of satisfaction
662. Sensitivity doesn’t come in the form of a sour stench
663. Saying sorry shouldn’t sever further ties
664. Give the gift of good breath
665. Forcing a French is now more acceptable
666. “I mean come on, who brushes everyday?”
667. Enhance everyone else’s yoga experience
668. Chivalry can be as simple as saying “hello.”
669. Say hello to all your little friends
670. Your teeth should be able to wear white to the wedding
671. Your dog kisses you cause your breath smells like its food
672. Because your batteries on your toothbrush are bound to run out
673. Murder. Without the guilt
674. It’s not your dead cat stinking up the joint
675. Make it less obvious Bob Marley’s your hero
676. Gain an edge on garlic bread


Brock Johnson, CW
Brainco.